I am referring to Chuck Norris here. Just like we ridicule Rajni here, the westerners do so to Chuck “Walker” Norris. Just like Rajni, he manages to defy all conventional principles and a whole site is dedicated to these exaggerated facts (read farts). Some of my personal favorites are the following;
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.( Remember the Lay’s jingle “No one can eat just one”?)
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking… because the Rock is Chuck Norris’ personal chef.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
P.S: Yeah, it is one of those filler posts bloggers write when you are getting bored to death and there is nothing else to write on.